DimWhit’s Friday Fold-Up: DimDog Included.

I’m feeling a tad guilty because during last week’s Friday Fold-Up, I promised to acquaint you all with my ding-dongy, doggy daughter – DimDog – sometime throughout the week. I never got around to it, but in my defense, I was hoping she would do something interesting enough to be post-worthy.

But she didn’t.

ffuIn any case, now is probably as good of time as any for DimDog to make her blog debut. Without further ado, here are a few key facts and a bit of her bio:

  • DimDog is a boxer; a flashy brindle girl boasting 4 white socks and tiger stripes on her coat.
  • Her favorite activities include licking human feet and sunbathing in the nude.
  • Her birthday is November 2nd. She’s 2 1/2 years young.
  • For her breed, she’s a lil’ squirt; currently topping out around 50 lbs, when she’s supposed to be closer to 70 or 80.
  • She’s crude and disgusting and bluntly, not very lady-like whatsoever.

Also, she has the ability to be remarkably beautiful. Take for example, this photo:

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See what I mean?!? But truthfully, she looks more like this 90% of the time:

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For the Friday Fold-Up portion of this week’s post:

  • My blogging idol, the infamous Jenny Lawson of The Bloggess, read and freaking responded to one of my posts, in which I shared a technology tip for Mac users. She also followed me on Twitter. And in related news, I hyperventilated.
I was sporting  the Taylor-Trademarked, OMG-I-Can't-Believe-This-Is-Happening  face.

I was sporting the Taylor-Trademarked, OMG-I-Can’t-Believe-This-Is-Happening face.

  • Speaking of Twitter, this week I officially launched my campaign for world domination by infiltrating the social media realm. That’s right folks, the DimWhit is now on Facebook and Twitter and waiting for you and 1 million of your closest friends to assist in growing my cult.

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  • I could still use your recommendations for the funniest females in the blogging world, because you seriously let me down. I’m not angry. I’m just trying to prove a point here, dammit. You can help me out here.
  • Additionally, since y’all never fail to surprise me, my least favorite post from the week attracted the most comments, likes and shares – so much so that I’m not going to bother linking it in today’s Fold-Up. Instead, I’m going to link this one, because I like it more and because it makes me giggle on the inside.
  • And finally, the inevitable happened this week: I got busted by my Mama and virtually grounded for my sometimes “colorful” language. This is from the lady that at one point banned me from saying something sucks because to her, sucks was a swear word. Isn’t that some bullshit? However, this is also the lady that has read the entire 50 Shades of Grey trilogy…and I’m pretty sure that’s worse.

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Until next time!

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PS: Only teasing Mom.   😉

8 thoughts on “DimWhit’s Friday Fold-Up: DimDog Included.

  1. Your dog, OMG your dog is so fucking cute. That tooth…HOLY HELL, that tooth! I think you should name your next dog, “Dogess,” you know after that Bitchin’ funny Blogess we all love so much. I only have cats and I can’t get “Catess” to roll off the tongue quite the same.

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  2. I love these photos, and your dog is beautiful. Glad I came across your blog when I did.

    “She’s crude and disgusting and bluntly, not very lady-like whatsoever.”
    ^ Sounds like my kind of woman!

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  3. HOLD THE PHONE!! Momma’s got a couple things to say.
    1) Seeing as how Miss R (I refuse to call her DimDog) is the only grand baby I will ever have, please only say kind things about her. I love her very much.
    2) Taylor Swift – so over rated.
    3) “Sucks” – *cringing* – is most often not used as a compliment. Also, if you change the first letter of the word from an S to an F, you have that very bad word that I don’t like, especially coming from a young lady.
    4) I only read “50 Shades of Grey” for research purposes. I read the first one (MANY months after it being released) to find out what all the buzz was about. Admittedly, it didn’t take long to figure it out *WOWZERS*. And yes, I also read the last two, but ONLY because I loved the characters and wanted them to end up happy, so I had to see it through to the end. On that note, I should probably go re-read them so that I can make sure the movie is on target with the books. You know – research.

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    • I could respond to each of these, item by item. But since it’s Sunday and I lack the motivation, I’ll simply say: God Bless Texas, I love you! Hilarious, Mom.

      Now, get back to it, bookworm. 😉

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